Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.
by vaxerino April 4, 2022
Get the celery malemug. An Obama male is a male who will casually commit war crimes with swager and style above both alpha males and sigma males and will dominate other men.
Johnny just broke the Geneva conventions he's such an Obama male.
Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male
Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male
by Jay010603 January 4, 2022
Get the Obama malemug. Jade (Male)
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
by Girl world November 23, 2021
Get the Jade (Male)mug. A male who doesn't conform to society's norms. However, unlike sigma males, they do not pretend to be intelligent. Nor are they edgy. They would rather shit on a tree than do anything productive. As a result, they have in a way returned to make without realizing it. They spent most of their day working out, masturbating, or eating food. They commonly eat, pizza, apples, meat, and Doritos. They typically fight with gamer males over this source of food. They usually win this confrontation unless they are outnumbered or outsmarted.
1: Hey bro look at that guy he's shitting against a tree.
2: Don't mind him bro he's just a Unga Male.
2: Don't mind him bro he's just a Unga Male.
by Sussyballs696969696 July 23, 2021
Get the Unga Malemug. by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
Get the male fuckhousemug. The term "Water Male" represents a paradigm shift in contemporary masculinity, surpassing the confines of alpha and sigma archetypes. It embodies an individual who exhibits not only superiority but also fluid adaptability.
Unlike the rigid constructs of alpha masculinity, the Water Male seamlessly navigates diverse social contexts with confidence, emotional intelligence, and self-assuredness. This concept champions a modern masculinity that values flexibility, empathy, and personal growth, challenging conventional notions of male dominance.
In essence, the Water Male symbolizes a refined embodiment of strength, emphasizing the capacity to evolve and establish deeper connections in an ever-evolving world of relationships and gender dynamics.
Unlike the rigid constructs of alpha masculinity, the Water Male seamlessly navigates diverse social contexts with confidence, emotional intelligence, and self-assuredness. This concept champions a modern masculinity that values flexibility, empathy, and personal growth, challenging conventional notions of male dominance.
In essence, the Water Male symbolizes a refined embodiment of strength, emphasizing the capacity to evolve and establish deeper connections in an ever-evolving world of relationships and gender dynamics.
In a world of inferior alpha and sigma males, the Water Male's adaptable grace and emotional intelligence mogs their one-dimensional counterparts.
by WaterMale September 8, 2023
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