Lisa

Though most Lisa's are hot!...this particular type is a fat ugly hoe. She's usually an uneducated baby mama on food stamps and or a failed beautician.

"What's that nasty Lisa bitch doing here. Raggedy ass fat hoe!"

by FoxyNdaDesert July 6, 2012

Lisa

Another name for horse face or

long face

Damn that's a long face it must be a Lisa

Hey look at that horse face it must be a Lisa

by Damn bro November 24, 2013

Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

lisania

shes a very smart girl who is shy at first but once she opens up to you she is super fun! Lisanias never exclude anyone. But if you ever hurt her or anyone she cares about she will sass you all the way to detention

girl: why is lisania always so quiet

boy: trust me she is not quiet *flashback*

boy: lisania is always so annoying!
Lisania: i'm sorry what did you say? *shoves boy in locker*
boy: i-i-i said you were pretty?
lisania: thats what I thought

boy: *shudders*

by Oddflan September 14, 2017

Jordan Carey List

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).

Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"

by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007

Lissa

One of the most sacred creatures. Never pass this one up. She will listen to you, talk to you and like you for who you are. Basically, she is AMAZING.

You know, Lissa totally caught a Gwar jugular vein bloodspout directly in the face and then took some wicked awesome photos that night. Basically, she is AMAZING.

by LISSA13 December 15, 2008

listocrat

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.

In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.

by gcthomason November 25, 2006