Knot

If you Have you ever seen a dog penis then you would love to fap to it right...... Right

A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).

Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.

A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.

Guy 1:dude I just learned how to make a really good knot for fishing.
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option

by Big boy the third November 17, 2018

knot

A nickname often used by gamer geeks who are fans of the crappy metal band called slipknot.

B2K KnoT

Knot -iD-

2F `kn0t

Etc.

by Rune Anderson July 15, 2008

Don't get your twat in a knot.

It's like the expression, "don't get your panties in a bunch." Literal meaning is to not get worked up.

Just because I slept with your sister, don't get your twat in a knot.

by JStine October 28, 2012

Knitting

The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.

Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..

by KnittingMaster April 25, 2010

Knotts Berry Farm

southern mexifornia park where fairy's set around lick jam & jellies.

Yo eastern dudes buy Knotts Berry Farm jam, makes a good personal lube, and when in california eat at Knotts Berry Farm they have good chicken n dumplings, hog jause N cowyard greens gud down home cookin.... CHOW

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

love knot

Surgical operation to partially close the vagina in order to give the appearance of virginity.

We couldn't let her fiancee know she wasn't a virgin, so we went to the same doctor who'd given her an abortion to get her a love knot.

by owan January 23, 2008

Don Knotts

fucker

damn, that Don Knotts is a fucker.

by Bob Smithly April 22, 2003