kelly ripa

The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.

"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Megyn Kelly

The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.

Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?

Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.

by rhoded0gg2 May 10, 2014

Kellani

A person who plays an instrument and sings. Calm, helpful, sincere, honest, and loving.

Did you see that Kellani play her flute?
Did you hear that Kellani sing?
Watch that kellani tonight for free at her concert!

by Vasilissa December 9, 2008

Kelly-Kaye

the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.

guy one: "hey man, see her, she's the best"
guy two: "of course she is, that's Kelly-Kaye."

by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011

Kellanie

Really kind, rare, determined, competitive, super hot with gorgeous blonde hair. She can be super sweet, but don't get on her bad side... loves helping others and dreaming.

Guy: Wow look how hot Kellanie is
Other Guy: ya I know right, but she is taken :(
Guy: of course.

by jellooreo1005 January 10, 2017

the kelley deal 6000

kelley deal's former band. they're fucking awesome.

and when the head of the cult flies westward...

by brittles September 20, 2004

Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.

Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.

To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.

by TRRRRRR May 2, 2010