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Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk
Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...
by Koppykat November 14, 2019
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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Junk box

Junk box is A piece of shit vehicle/person anyone named Dustin,Aaron and David is a piece of Shit junk box with a little dick a junk box vehicle is a gmc,Chevy,Honda,Acura,bmw,Mercedes and v6 mustangs
Yo David yours such a junk box little ass faggot go suck a dick queer
by Your Mom Is A Hoe December 6, 2019
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Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
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