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Davy Jones

A nickname for the devil, used by sailors. He is sometimes seen as a seperate entity. Commonly associated with the bottom of the sea, known as Davy Jones' Locker.
"This same Davy Jones, according to the mythology of sailors, is the fiend that presides over all the evil spirits of the deep, and is often seen in various shapes, perching among the rigging on the eve of hurricanes, ship-wrecks, and other disasters to which sea-faring life is exposed, warning the devoted wretch of death and woe." ~Tobias Smollett
by JC Brown July 15, 2006
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Jonas Brothers

The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!

Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*

Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
by MrsRachelCobain June 30, 2008
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davy jones locker

the bottom of the ocean.
as heard on spongebob or sailor slang
I'm gonna send your ship to davy jones locker!
by mr. pink January 10, 2005
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Jonas Brothers

When Timmy put his scrodom into another mans ass, John was like, "Dude that was so Jonas Brothers".
by Aron Lauenstein February 11, 2009
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Jonascest

Jonascest is a genre of fanfiction featuring the Jonas Brothers in which some facet of the brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick, are involved in an incestuous relationship. (For those of you who don't know, this means they're kissing each other, in love with each other, sodomizing each other, etc.)

There is no clear date for the start of Jonascest writing, however, the genre was made popular by the fanfiction author Havah Kinny (who is referred to by some as The Queen of Jonascest) on fanfiction.net around the Winter of 2008. The genre spread like wildfire and now there are forums and boards dedicated to those who write and read fauxincestuous stories of the Disney brothers.

Other fanfiction authors, such as IAmDelilah have risen to high ground in the Jonascest world by broadening the already scandalous genre to include stories of male impregnation - perhaps a new genre should be started - Jonasemination?

Jonascest pairings:
Joick - Joe and Nick
Kevick - Kevin and Nick
Jovin - Joe and Kevin
Jovenick - Joe, Kevin and Nick (THREESOME! OMJ!)
JONASCEST EXAMPLE ONE: {Excerpt from Heartbreak and Tarot Cards by Havah Kinny}

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEVIN!” Joe said shouting. “I REALLY, REALLY FANCY YOU!” he looked at Kevin, who was still sitting on the ground where he had fallen.

“So what, you’re British now?” Kevin asked.

“Kevin, did you hear what I said?” Joe asked, looking at him intensely. “I’m dead serious.”

“I know…” Kevin sighed. “I just, I don’t really know how to respond to something like that…”

JONASCEST EXAMPLE TWO: {Excerpt from Love is a Four Letter Lie by IAmDelilah - Kevin's POV}

"I love you," I whisper, leaning in to kiss him again. When I pull away I rest my forehead against his and add, "It's not just because you bought me the ring. Don't think that, ever." I sigh heavily, left hand to my chest. We're walking out through of the double doors of the restaurant, on the way to my car.

"What?" Joe asks softly, as if he's afraid to get an answer.

"My heart just won't stop,” I say once we're in the car. I'm not complaining, though. I think Joe knows that.

“Mine either,” Joe says.
by BaritoneAria September 8, 2009
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Samantha Jones

The most awesomly, beautiful, hot character on the show "Sex and the city"
Works in PR.
Is played by the lovely Kim Cattrall.
Samantha: "Say after me, Samantha Jones, you are one hot piece of ass, I could fuck you all night. Samantha Jones"
by SofiaSwedeheart October 27, 2008
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Joe Jonas

An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
by KOIWASENSOU July 10, 2009
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