The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Jonamug. A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
Get the jonasmug. Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.
Hey look! There's a Jonas.
by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017
Get the Jonasmug. Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.
by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021
Get the Jonasmug. by bergarten March 2, 2018
Get the jonas bergartmug. Why even?
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
Get the Jonamug. He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022
Get the Jonas Lotzmug.