Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

joe biden

a person who think's it's ice cream time during a important meeting

joe biden thought he was 50 but he was 83

by yyyyyyyyy78uyhuik February 22, 2025

Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily

Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden

by The eewee creator March 15, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Joe Biden

the senile vegetable who ruined america for fun.

person 1:"omg did you hear that the gas prices went up 2 dollars??"
person 2: "ikr fuck Joe Biden..."
person 3: "voter fraud sucks bro-"

by Isaac De Snuts April 29, 2024

The Joe Biden

Following a man around at a event till he has intercourse with you.

I did The Joe Biden to that dude last night.

by JosephRobinettBidenjr. January 17, 2023

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024