by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005
Get the Jerk-babymug. The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me
Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
by the master9000 October 9, 2007
Get the post jerkmug. When you fuck your girl in the ass just prior to her taking a shit. You pull-out just as your about to nut, then she takes a shit on your dick and you nut while jerking off with her steamy crap.
Nick: "Why is your girlfriend all happy today Danny?"
Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"
Nick: "That explains the smell"
Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"
Nick: "That explains the smell"
by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008
Get the Steamy Jerkmug. This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
Get the jerk & cleanmug. (n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest
(n) see also sausage fest
by Paul October 12, 2003
Get the circle jerkmug. When people get in a cirle and masterbate together for maximum pleasure. Then a woman get in the center and every man JIZZZZZZES on that bitches FACE!!!! she will oviously like it because it cum and girlz love hooooot<3 cum
-Dedicated to Brohee<33
-Dedicated to Brohee<33
by Stephanie Brohee May 16, 2008
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