My life is brilliant
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
My name is James
I'm only 7
And that explains
Why I’ve never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong
They say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
You're name is Clive
And you're 45
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand
We went to the park
And we fed bread to a duck
And then you took me home
So that we could… eat dinner
And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you try to push your... food on my plate
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
But I don't care
Cause you're always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddled with my... hair
You find me after school
You watched me in the pool
You make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings
You buy me sweets and things
Sometimes I play with your... watch
You're a paedophile they say
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile they say
Or I have misheard
Yeah I’ve got the wrong word
I mean that you're my babysitter
And though you are my babysitter
You still take me up the... shops
by amypercy April 14, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. by Him6 June 1, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. 
James is the type of person that would send you gm and gn txts he LOVES hugs and is funny and in a little world of his own and will make you feel worthy
Y.n to friend etc:James made me feel so special yesterday he told me that I was kind awesome and needed
by Lil miss teehee November 8, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is just the absolute definition of what you would call perfect! They extremely loving, and they might try to act tough but they are actually just a bunch of soft boys on the inside with a golden heart. They would love you forever and would love to grow old with you. They are very cute looking boys and would always try to make you happy whenever u need it. They might be anti-social and awkward in the beginning but once you get to know them, they are the sweetest person you will ever meet and they will be a blast to hang out with. It's always difficult to explain how perfect James is. They will always try to make time for you when you are their priority. They are so caring that they would randomly send you food just because you are hungry. Words can't explain how perfect they are but when you meet James, get to know their soft side and keep them close.
by OhanaBoo February 15, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. A James is a person who constantly plays games like fortnite roblox and minecraft he often will play with people who have the name Fabien or Keith
by alexiscool321 October 22, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. If your name is “James”, then you know how to talk to women and make them feel sexual with you. You have natural good hair and pretty eyes. If you have a James at your school/college then make your shot.
by Onroott49 November 24, 2019
Get the Jamesmug.