Being Italian

Pretending to be from Italy or of Italian descent. A pretty neat group activity. Fun way to spend a Saturday night with friends.

Elroy: Ugh I'm so bored!

Wilbur: Hey I have an idea! Tonight we could all try Being Italian!

Orville: That sounds great!

(Fun night ensues)

by Young Teo November 30, 2013

fake italian

A Italian American to pretend to be Italian

Italian American guy:I am a real Italian because I eat pizza and spaghetti,have black hair and because I am 10% Italian
Italian guy:You're not Italian because being Italian is a matter of culture and language, can you speak Italian?
Italian American guy:hmm ...no
Italian guy:You are not italian,You are a FAKE ITALIAN

by OutRun97 November 29, 2019

Pittsburgh italian

A Native of Pittsburgh who decided that they would like to be perceived as an Italian despite having less than 30 percent italian heritage and some times no italian heritage at all.
-or a female native of Pittsburgh who has married and doesn't disclose her obvious Irish maiden name and has fair skin yet claims to have mafia ties because she is italian.
-or anyone in pittsburgh who would feel it would be cool to be like the Sopranos so they say they are italian

Married Man-1: my wife is a feisty deigo, she has that hot-blooded italian temper,and her family has mafia ties, I have to be nice to her.
Married Man-2: Oh...I thought that pale skinned blonde was your wife? she looks familiar what's her maiden name?
Married Man-1: yes that's her, her maiden name is O'Brien
Married Man-2: well that's an Irish name, She must be Pittsburgh Italian then!

by ethnibuster November 7, 2006

IAAPITB

Acronym for "I Am A Pain In The Butt"

I know I annoy you on a regular basis. IAAPITB.

by Toosh August 3, 2007

Italian interview

When you take a dump in a sweatsock and hit somebody in the genitals with it.

That guy totally disrespected my favorite comic writer at the panel. So I hit the douche with an Italian interview in front of 400 nerds. Shit-balls.

by Casanova Stark July 26, 2010

Italian Incest

when a person sleeps with his best friend's wife.

"Giovanni Salami was found dead this morning after having been caught in an Italian Incest affair."
"Franco's wife is so hot! Is she into Italian Incest?"
"I don't know how to say it in English so I'll show you with Italian Incest..."

by sr77sr77sr June 26, 2013

Italian Dungarees

running suit pants or jogging pants worn by guidos instead of jeans, usually thinking they look good in them.

Hoofy showed up at the bar in his italian dungarees looking like a scene from the sopranos!

by fartsmells November 29, 2009