pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.

How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.

by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016

Petting the tiger

Masturbating

Bro get out in petting the tiger right now

by Dabmaster352 May 30, 2016

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.

hey look at my pet neem poo

by Jelly lun October 5, 2016

yum pet

A yum pet is a musical instrument, used mainly in the jazz or blues genre.

I love jazz, I especially love the yum pet players.

by Jazzzz101 August 2, 2016

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 5, 2017

Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke

He’s My Pet Rat Now, Back The Fuck Up

by clown.jj November 7, 2020