pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.
I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.
by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009
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Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies
I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.
by Adumbrator May 20, 2006
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Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.
Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before
by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010
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kids post

The ultimate news source given to the most knowledgable people everyday on the back page of the Style section in the Washington Post
nerd: Did you know that there is an underground mushroom in Oregon that measures 3.5 miles across?
pimp: Yeah I read that shit in the Kid's Post today while I was fucking your mom. ::punches nerd in face to show his extreme literacy and overall awesomeness::
by R-Pizzle May 26, 2004
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post whore

One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.
6 quite being a post whore.
by Blake June 08, 2003
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Post-Modernist

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like
The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!
by Sitbear November 12, 2020
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Post Whore

1. Chris (i.e. RandomizeR)
2. Someone who copies and pastes information to gain post count.
3. Someone who needs a life and spends too much time on forums.
4. Spends so much time on said forums they end up filling the recent post bar with their name.
RandomizeR and GuywithHat, but mostly RandomizeR

RandomizeR posted usuless nonscense in every thread. He must be a post whore.
by Not France July 31, 2006
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