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old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.
What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.
by cmill7589 April 30, 2024
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Hank Huckerdoo

A short-tempered guy from SML who gets mad over his kids not doing perfect in vocal lessons
Hank Huckerdoo is short-tempered
by SMLfan237 May 19, 2024
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Ripping hickory

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
by Turboteebone November 18, 2024
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Goph Huck

"Goph Huck" is a term used by people wanting to tell someone to go away, usually used in anger. It is used as a verb, and it can be used in phrases such as "Goph Huck yourself" or "Goph Huck off".
Byber Ray-Torre: Hey, do you still have that SM64 copy that you borrowed from me last week?
Bernie N. Rubber: "Goph Huck" yourself, Ray!

Richard Seamon: Can you please give me some boric acid?
Annie R.S Hole: Can you "Goph Huck" off already?

President Peter Fillia: Vote for me and I'll trap all the Mexicans in their native land forever! They can "Goph Huck" themselves for ruining our country!
by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 5, 2025
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one-eyed huckstable

Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater
Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.
by gamoson October 31, 2011
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Fuck-n-huck

A maneuver in which an individual or group exerts power over and takes advantage of another individual or group, then throws the latter an explanation justifying why they had to do so. In other words, people are fucked with in some way, then hucked a reason for why they deserved it. In fact, they should have expected it!
The colonizers pulled a classic fuck-n-huck on the colonized, taking control of their lands and lives, then claiming to teach them how to make both their lands and lives more “productive.”
by CitizenNaturalist January 19, 2018
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Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test

A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”

It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:

“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”

The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.

The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:

1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.

2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.

Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:

“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.
by the riverside August 9, 2025
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