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shooting horse

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!
The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.
by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004
mugGet the shooting horsemug.

Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
by e2vs July 1, 2008
mugGet the Sewer Horsemug.

Dark horse

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
mugGet the Dark horsemug.

Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.
The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.
mugGet the Horse Shadishmug.

Dickless horse

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.
by Smooth af April 2, 2016
mugGet the Dickless horsemug.

horse chips

I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.
by DPSTTMPST January 28, 2017
mugGet the horse chipsmug.

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail
Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.
by Horse tailer April 30, 2020
mugGet the Horse tailermug.

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