You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Neo-Hooker

Gen Z Females who try to show off their buts on social media.

Him: You’re such a neo-hooker!
Her: ;-;

by Shashumga Boye MCKing December 21, 2020

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.

Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.

by burslem December 24, 2021

heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017