A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
by zacon November 29, 2003

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

by Battle up June 8, 2019

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.
by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

by GhettoGarage May 31, 2018
