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Sunday Hooker

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.
Sunday Hooker by burning_bush June 15, 2010

cuddle-hooker 

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.
cuddle-hooker by realrd245 February 3, 2012

Captain Hooker 

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time
Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

domestic hooker 

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child
I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.
domestic hooker by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

forest hooker 

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
forest hooker by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Holly hooker 

Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K
Holly hooker by Kylesst December 10, 2017