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Holosexual 

Holosexual is a term Cristine Rotenberg invented and copyrighted. She is better known as the owner of the YouTube channels SimplyNailogical and SimplyNotLogical. To be Holosexual, you have to have a sexual attraction to Holo, or Holographic substances, such as nail polish or just any everyday item which are Holo. You must also need to have Holo everywhere constantly to determine wether you are Holosexual. Cristine has a video on her channel SimplyNailogical explaining about Holo and other ways to determine if you are attracted to it, which is very helpful so check that out if still in doubt. (Also dont get it mixed up with Irridesent as they are TWO SEPARATE THINGS)💿
Hey girl its ok we are all Holosexuals here’

Hemrosexual 

A person who has a sexual attraction to Hemeroids (piles) or other people who have hemeroids.
Hey i think that guy is hemrosexual he's been looking at that piles patient for a long time
Hemrosexual by im a pelican December 22, 2010

Flaming Homosexuals

Any of the Jonas Brothers Any member of the band the Jonas Brothers. You can always tell a Jonas Brother by their rings and their air of douche baggery.

Hobosexual 

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist
yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers
Hobosexual by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010

Hobosexual 

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.
I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.
Hobosexual by IrishGuido81 February 9, 2014

Hotosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their level of hotness, as in how in shape they are, rather than the kind of genitals they have.
Well, generally I'm straight, but I'd much rather get down with a fit woman than a fat man, so I guess that makes me a hotosexual.

I used to be a hotosexual, but then decided that men really are idiots and I can't deal with it anymore.
Hotosexual by gurgoob January 25, 2012