John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick

"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"

by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018

Waterford Mott Highschool

Waterford Mott Highschool is a Highschool in Michigan. 80% of minority, more illegal immigrants then Texas. They have a decent Basketball team which make sense because yk minority. There is more smoke in the school then the gas chambers. The support staff fucks you up even more. You get a free fight show everyday. Half the female body has a child as well STDs.

Waterford Mott Highschool is screwed.

by dwasdwasdwa March 13, 2024

Sachem North HighSchool

Nastiest fucking high school in the 631.ghetto and dirty.Thots and whores everywhere you look.

Eww you go to sachem north HighSchool?

by kidgamer1026 November 9, 2023

Timpview Highschool

A place with kids stupid enough to look up their own school on urban dictionary

"did you hear about that idiot that looked up Timpview Highschool in urban dictionary"
(that idiot is you)

by ThirdDeer August 28, 2022

Mount Morris Highschool

Mount Morris High school ethier a Hick or a wanna be thug or dont know there gender everyone there has at least one trail pending or is on probation The Teachers are actually pretty good but there sports they got wrestling and volleyball they have a playoff football team but other then that they are not known everyone from mount morris ethier has a Kid or is a virgin wanna go to the bathroom whats that they have a Smoking zone thats its nothing else so unless you got a dispo or a dab pen dont go in there and dont goto in the locker rooms or you gonna see at least 1 person getting sum coochie for some reason theres always 1 gun threat there and dont goto the glass hallway or your gonna see the Emo kids making out damn near about to have sex so At mt morris high school your ethier a Hick or Wanna be thug no inbetween.

Yo Mount Morris highschool is like going to a off brand powers catholic

by SumHickFromMtMorris November 8, 2020

Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021