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Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.
Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.
by Leteya February 9, 2005
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harry styles

sex god
looks like sex
sounds like sex
smells like sex
bet my house my car and my stuffed giraffe he tastes like sex
girl: what do you want for your birthday?
girl2: i want harry styles to be my boy toy slampeice
by 1dhello August 16, 2012
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Harry Chapin

Popular, but sometimes forgotten singer in the 70's. Wrote several good songs including:
Taxi, Cat's in the Cradle, Danceband on the titantic, W*O*L*D* 30,000 Pounds of Banas, ...etc. Died nine years into his career when his car was hit in New York. Gave lots of money to charities.
by PittsburghIsCool June 8, 2004
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Hairy Belt Buckle

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.
That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.
by JonnyDiamonds January 28, 2009
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Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.
Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."
by Lianalewis December 26, 2020
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harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.
by Harry November 3, 2003
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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009
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