half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it

half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis

by phan da man May 20, 2010

Half Homo

It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.

Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."

Steve: "No Homo!"

Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."

by BjornikovTheMighty August 26, 2010

Half-Mo

Bi-Sexual.

Q: "Is Peter Sarsgaard a homo?" A:"Nah, just a Half-Mo..."

by Doctor Rosenpenis February 28, 2011

Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.

OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye

by CApartyharderthanyoulleverknow March 17, 2011

half-lit

Halfway drunk

By the time John suggested going streaking, I was already half-lit so I figured why not.

by Southpolie November 24, 2013

half swording

The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.

Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?

by shinwa98 March 17, 2014

Half Child Chowder

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.

"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.

by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016