Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.

Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.

by ray123455 May 31, 2009

barbie hair

BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.

"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."

by mr & jb September 04, 2006

Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011

poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

by Smitty Werben Man Jensen June 08, 2005

hair whips

n : When you have long hair and you flip it in a circle repeatedly.

Coined by: We The Kings

1. In We The King's music video "Stay Young", you can see the band do hair whips.

by Iamastrangerinthenight August 02, 2009

crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

by cornflakes13 May 15, 2009

skunk hair

its where girls who think that they are very very truly drop dead gorgeous, but are really only a little bit pretty, have blonde hair with black or dark brown underneath.

UGH look at her hoe skunk hair. what a hoe.

by FattyMayo July 14, 2009