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Justin Goff

The cum that clogs the shower drains in college dorms.
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.
by Biggie Big Big January 7, 2020
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griff graff

A variant of the graffo. If people put they fancy her on her yolo she gets annoyed when they don’t pop up. She has a hatred for the when did i ask meme and loves let it grow from the Lorax. Most of the griff graffs ex’s are 10 years younger the her and don’t even have pubes yet. And goes out with a lot of people from Instagram
The griff graff un Biffin liffin tiffin bin sniffer
by Graffo lover 69 June 12, 2020
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Roller Graffiti

A technique of painting graffiti with a paint roller of any size.
The first Roller Graffiti mural was painted in Cape Coral, Florida in 1994 by street Artist Daniel Paul using a 3" Shur line paint roller.
by Creativelingo January 17, 2021
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stall graffiti

when you are taking a shit in a public bathroom- and your shit squirts on the wall
janitors hate me because i leave stall graffiti and don't clean up.
by michael mooncricket III July 3, 2021
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Toxic Graffiti

A very kawaii amazing friend who makes people really happy. Toxic graffiti is insane and say gross things about gross characters, but you still need to be tolerant to dumb nerd people… Toxic Graffiti is funny, cute, skilled, creative and the best person you could’ve ever met.
by Shellcomets November 22, 2021
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corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.
Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!
by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022
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Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
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