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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

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Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.
I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.
by diminutives May 5, 2024
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goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.
bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.
by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024
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Goon

Sam weidman
Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.
by Alex Taylor December 21, 2021
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Flicker gooning

Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
My longest flicker gooning session was 7 seconds!
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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peak state gooning

peak state gooning may most be simply explained as gooing for so long you astral project into a different form of being. it requires hours of intence effort and techniques to reach it. it may also require sencery isolation for all but feeling. once reaching all thats left is (or experienced) is a pleasure so intence and outright violent that its beyond our own minds comprehension. it only requires holding a orgasm for 1 hour strait.
I reached peak state gooning in only 4 hours yesterday.
by the gooner of usa March 31, 2025
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Goon

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.
by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025
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