Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud

Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place

by Punished2 October 19, 2025

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi October 23, 2008

Mr.D.Garrigan

Charming, handsome, gift of the gab.

Who is that???? I think he just did a Mr.D.Garrigan on me!

by 2uponabully November 13, 2019

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Usual night at La Garrigue

Getting shafted with all the bookings at once. Cooking majority of booked covers within one hour(usually its 7.00-8.00 o'clock at the evening)

-How many covers for tonight?- D.
-42. Table of 4 at 5.30 and reat between 7 and 8!-Fufu
-Usual night at La Garrigue then...-D.

by Small D. May 19, 2023

Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison

From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes

by courtofowls September 4, 2023