fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Come on fuck me emo boy

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no I am not typing that again
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Come on fuck me emo boy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022

fuck me

to ask for sex

example-damn i asked papi to fuck me and he said no

by ...yuhitsmeh... March 15, 2021

Fuck Me Syndrome

A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks

That girl Audrey has Fuck me syndrome, i just can't keep my eyes off of her

by gyubo araka July 30, 2020

Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 1, 2021