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Stay Frosty

The neighborhoods getting dangerous. Wish it would stay frosty.
by pseudohymmm January 10, 2023
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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
mugGet the frosty jimmug.

Frosty Carlton

When you shit on your partner, then cum on top of the shit.
I was at the R. Kelly concert this weekend, and there was someone performing a Frosty Carlton in the third row.
by frostyCarlton January 16, 2021
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Frosty

When somebody is being flakey. Like when you make plans and they never show up, and give a mediocre excuse.
My girl has been hella frosty lately. We were supposed to see each other last night but she said she had to take her cat to the vet. I know for sure she has no cat.
by mwein99 July 3, 2019
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Mr. Frosty Freeze

The worst and most rigged fight in all of Bloody Battle. Mostly hard because, people have a huge skill issue.
"Hey dude wanna beat Mr. Frosty Freeze?"
"Oh hell nah this server sucks ass, no way in hell we are going to beat it!"
":("
by ZepWritesStuff December 7, 2022
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Frosty

When you have sex in the snow, and right before he comes, stand up, so he cums on himself.
Dude, we had sex last night and I totally made Austin frosty himself.
by Courtaayy March 21, 2019
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