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A man of unique interests and tastes. Finds hilarity in the concept of bondage, but will never partake in it. Believes that great knowledge lies in the repetition of odd words such as: hoist, dredged, and foot. Has a deep seeded fear in the existence of goblins, gouls, and mentally disabled patrons working in public service. Loves women before all.
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piss flies 

Small flies that circle arouind a dirty public toilet
Wow, did you see the number of piss flies in that bus stop toilet?
piss flies by cc millett March 14, 2004
Exceedingly fresh, very stylish, appearing to have to much "swag," especially in terms of baseball team equipment.
Fred: Wow have you seen their new team cleats?
Pablo: Yeah man, those cleats are super freesh!

Lucas: Coach should I wear my freesh cleats today?
Coach: No Lucas you'll destroy them and they will no longer be freesh!
freesh by señor_swag April 7, 2013

cooch flies

Miniature flies that sworm around a worn out dirty cooch.
Hey Bruce did you see all the cooch flies sworming around Samantha's dirty rotten kitty at the village office?
cooch flies by Bruce Calhoon November 13, 2007

taco fiesta 

1) the opposite of a sausage fest; that is, a social gathering predominantly composed of women.

2) a hispanic-themed celebration at which tacos are a common appetizer.
1) Guy 1: Hey man, you go to kyle's garage party last weekend?
Guy 2: yea man it was sick! he's gay and he invited all his fag hags, so it was totes a taco fiesta. Massive biddies on deck.
Guy 1: clutch man, clutch.

2) ah sí, cinco de mayo, lo fanfarria excelente! Cómo me gusta una fiesta de tacos auténticos!
taco fiesta by ogacihc June 7, 2011

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

Friesland 

Province in the Northern part of The Netherlands. Known for its many polders, rivers, lakes... Lots of water there. Also a province where many farmers still ware "klompen" (= wooden shoes).
They speak "Fryske" (= Friesch) in Friesland.

They also speak Dutch in Friesland.
Friesland by Jafje May 20, 2007