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friend rapist 

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.
Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.
friend rapist by Embem April 11, 2008

friend whore 

1) A person who always wants more friends, even though he has plenty already. Often a friend whore will select specific people to pursue. Like a normal whore but instead of wanting to get laid they want to be accepted by everybody, and envy people who have more friends than them. Friend whores most often select people of the opposite gender to whore themselves to.
Tina: Did you hear that Rob is making a list of girls he wants to be friends with?
Gina: I know, he's such a friend whore. Why can't he be happy with being friends with us?
friend whore by BLZ Bubb March 9, 2008

friend zone 

Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
friend zone by Salvivor August 27, 2009

friend collector 

A person, who on Facebook, just makes "add friend" requests and will have over 150 "friends", but never posts updates on their page nor makes comments on other pages. They are essentially a boring ghost who bothers people with friend requests.
Marc: "Did you get a request from Julie to be a friend?"

Jenn: "I did, but I rejected her because she is just a friend collector."

Friend-lust 

A period of a relationship where two people tend to hang out together and talk constantly to each other, sometimes even ignoring their other friends. Symptoms of friend-lust include:

- Wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day

- Talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, IM's, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)

- Experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends

- Making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won't remember them the next day

- And in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits sex with said person.

The symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too goddamn annoying.
Willard: Hey, you know where Jakeme is? I can't find him anywhere.
Sara: Yeah, he's with Torrence at the mall.
Willard: Ugh. Again? Talk about friend-lust.
Friend-lust by Red_Stump August 22, 2009

friend boat 

Dude, whats wrong with Frankie?
He's in the friend boat
friend boat by Branflakex January 6, 2009