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by ItsYeBoiSkinnyPen15 June 17, 2018
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 4, 2023
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Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.
'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.
by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021
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Earth

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.
The earth is very flat.
by Earthlikething July 10, 2017
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round earth

retard: the earth is flat
smart person: no its not we live on a round earth you fucking moron
by evaevaevaevaeva January 21, 2024
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