Sticky footy

A next level foot job using I-HOPs maple syrup.

Please babe can I have a sticky footy.

by Sticky-Footy December 8, 2024

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Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024

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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024

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Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

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The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.

What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.

by threeknees April 13, 2025

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So Footy

Something so elite, pure, or peak that it can only be compared to God's greatest creation — rugby.
Used to describe anything that goes above and beyond the ordinary. Doesn't have to be sport-related, just that good.

"My mate's bringing a case of beer"
"That’s so footy."

"Bro this steak is fucking hectic"
"Yeah its so footy"

"Oi Rate the sunset"
"Yeah its so footy"

"I scored a try on the weekend"
"So footy"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

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