epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009

Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?

iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.

by Raggameister March 30, 2010

Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

Space fail

A failure to effectively use the space bar, resulting in a sentence thatlook slikethi s

As defined by Doctor Nick 'Dreader' Wilson.

Space fail: Typic alexampl eofa spac efail !

by otter-boy August 26, 2010

Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011

flailure

V. To fail in a spectacular or catastrophic fashion
N. Someone who does this

Guy 1: man, that dude's dancing is atrocious.
Guy 2: yeah, he's a pretty big flailure alright.

by plight April 7, 2006

Fail

What internet morons say when they lose a moronic internet argument.

"The Earth revolves around the Sun."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Fail!"

by Tony Dancing December 18, 2008