Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.
Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

by Shellypolecat November 18, 2023

random: what the hell is huge fest
billionare: its huge
random: how huge
billionare: huger than god😜
billionare: its huge
random: how huge
billionare: huger than god😜
by little dickling August 22, 2025

Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest
by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019

Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men all looking for women. The ratios is off and the vibe is wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope
by MxSedusa May 21, 2025

by Reschk September 17, 2020
