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velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
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farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.
by Marty Keane May 15, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.
Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
by Izumrud September 17, 2021
mugGet the Farmermug.

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch
"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"
by thefin04 September 21, 2022
mugGet the kings fall farmermug.

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
mugGet the clit farmermug.

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth
by ChsBruce May 13, 2018
mugGet the Farmer parkermug.

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
mugGet the weed farmermug.

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