fanny crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

That was so vile, fanny crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

fanny pack

a fanny pack is a romantic couple where there is a visible discrepancy between the two parties. in a heterosexual couple it is a fanny pack if the female is attractive and the male is obviously a loser and or looks like an idiot. fanny packs are surprisingly common. far less common is the reverse fanny pack where the male has great merit and the female is visibly a mess. the name comes from the fact that offending males often wear a fanny-pack and also the fact that fanny-packs are embarrassing and "attached at the hip". in the case of homosexual couples where there is a discrepancy treat the more masculine party as the male for determining fanny pack or reverse fanny pack. although simply "fanny pack" is fine in most cases.

oh my god, fanny pack. (said as a qualifying couple passes)

you have to break up. you guys are a fanny pack. (in a serious intervention)

by Jones78 May 24, 2006

fanny fountain

when a woman ejaculates,spraying juices everywhere

i made her cum so much she made a fanny fountain.the best water feature ever.

by cum4us September 9, 2006

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

fanny fumbler

Its obvious from the name

You fanny fumbler
Go fumble someones fanny

by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005

Fanny Moist

Oh gingan, you're like a fountain of mental terms. Top Dollar.

"Fanny Moist" No definition needed.

by Maccy D January 12, 2005

fanny dance

A Dance Of The Fanny

Bob - Hey! Lets Dance
Dave - Fanny Style

Thats A Fanny Dance :)

by Belinda123 October 6, 2007