humpty dumpty

supposed to by an egg on a wall

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg

by MrSLAY March 27, 2024

Pounding Dumplings

Anal penetration with an Asian male.

I went to town this weekend pounding dumplings this weekend.

by Failbus April 4, 2024

Steaming Dumpling

After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.

That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟

by Lokibrilliant April 21, 2024

Rumpty dumpty

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024

Scented Dumpling

A scented candle that has a nice dumpling sized poo in it. Commonly used with christmas scents

Man I wish I could go, but I have to squeeze out 5 more scented dumplings to finish my Christmas gifts

by Plumbermark February 19, 2026