Dookie

Excrement that is literally stained; it's stuck like glue inside the toilet and it won't go away, no matter how much you clean up or how hard you brush the toilet.

Ewww! Look at this nasty Dookie! It doesn't wanna go away! I've been scrubbing and scrubbing and it just won't go away!

by MistahRigoh May 28, 2018

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

dookie-script

1.A phrase yelled on a fast-break in basketball used to call attention to creativity exhibited before a slam dunk. To "shit-on" opponents with originality and flare.

2.Calling attention to aerial originality and finesse.

*Can also be applied to skateboarding, skydiving, snowboarding, diving and other aerial sports as well as fighting video games that allow air juggles.

Ex.1

Moe ~ "Yo, did you see Vince Carter on the allstar game last night?"

Mack ~ "No doubt, kid. Vince got mad dookie scripts."

Ex.2

Al ~ "You can't see me in Tekken 5...I use Heihachi and y'know he's strong!"

Doug ~ "Nah, I'm dookie-script lord with Nina. One uppercut and its over, son."

by Haloed Griot May 13, 2005

dookie spell

a spell that ice spice casts in order to make you like her music

i cast a dookie spell on you

by zorgslover1996 August 5, 2024

Dookie

A word Marilyn Lewis made up.

We call air forces “Dookies”.

by Dookiedoc August 30, 2021

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020

Dookie Don

This refers to the 47th President of the United States of America and the sly reference of how he wears a diaper and shits in it often. It's public knowledge with pictures of famous people holding their noses or making stinky faces.

Damn! You shat yourself like Dookie Don!

by rotaecho September 14, 2025