Pond Donkey

An ass that's stuck or has a tendency to get stuck.

That pond donkey locked his damn-self in the closet again.

by The Drew Bock May 21, 2009

the donk

An abbreviation of the word badonk-a-donk; it refers to the gluteus maximus booty of the human form; the donk can be used with the article "the" to refer to a singular donk or with out the article to refer to many; the word was first convieved in the back of an uber and is now a intetnationally used and renouned term; plural: donx

1.Check out all dem donx!

2. Ooohhh gurl check the donk on that boi.

by Lorndog July 1, 2017

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

donkey show

a show where a woman has sex with a jackass

THAT PARTY WAS OFF THE HOOK! This fine ass stripper fucked a donkey!

by Super Guy March 17, 2004

donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

by Christopher G September 5, 2008

shashank-a-donk

Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked

Dude I'm going to shashank-a-donk that chick tonight, it's gonna be amazing.
I shashank-a-danked Suzy last night, it was amazetory.

by wolfnathutchsam January 31, 2009