I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner

Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.

by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022

Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

by Badger384 May 21, 2018

can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

Man don't fade

A guy who will never start a fight, but once you touch him he'll never stop no matter what you do.

Guy #1: "That dumb punk over there is a wuss"

Guy #2: "Looks pretty tough to me"

Guy #1: "Yeah, but he only talks tough, Im gonna go kick his butt"

Guy #3: "I wouldn't do that if I were you, three of my friends tried beating him in the head with a rock, and he got up and chased 'em all down and tore 'em a new one...man don't fade.

by your liberator January 20, 2011

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Don't Stop Brolieving

Indicates one's desire to preserve a bromance. Used in time's of great bromotional despair.

Brad: "You fucked my sister? What the hell ?"
Dave: "Don't stop brolieving..."
Brad: "What are you-"
Dave: "HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 24, 2016

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009