Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Show Digger

A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.

H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?

N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.

H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...

by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011

Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.

Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.

by Lordkickass June 29, 2024

Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.

Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.

by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020

digger's fingers

the crusty,numb, or chalky feeling one gets after picking their nose too much.

Brad: Oh dude I am OWNING you in Call of duty right now.

Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers

Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.

by homerone August 3, 2010

Atlantic Gold Digger

A sexual act of on partner urinating in the other partner's anal. While the partner being penetrated is pooping.

Person 1:"I tried that Atlantic Gold Digger move last night."

Person 2:"total sick bro."

by KingXerxes February 24, 2017

digger toe

The toe next to the big toe, between the big toe and middle toe.

Often becomes a hammer, mallet, or claw toe.

The digger toe is vital for planting and cutting in Sports.

My digger toe is longer than my big toe.

by PointSpecial6 November 28, 2024