Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

by mecha-streisand December 9, 2008

DRUNK

Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem

Person 1. You bloody alcoholic.
Person 2. Im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. Alcoholics goto meetings.

by Nastas June 3, 2006

Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

by drailer May 23, 2006

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

drunkable

Used when one thinks someone is fuckable while under the influence of alcohol. Only used when you know that the person in question is definatly not fuckable when sober.

Yeah, if i drink about 2 six packs, shes definatly drunkable.

by SILOEX January 18, 2006

copper mine drunk

A drunk only experienced when drinking craft beers. It involves the consumption of at least 6 beers containing 7% alcohol or higher. Most times you don't realize you're drunk until you get up to go to the bathroom. The first few steps are surprisingly tough and you immediately question how you are drunk already. Those who fully commit themselves wake up the next day not remembering at least a small portion of the night prior and you have no idea how you got so drunk. (Abbreviated: CMD)

Dude, what the fuck happened last night? Who knows, we were both copper mine drunk.

by RutgersJPM December 20, 2010

drunk off oxygen

the act of appearing or acting intoxicated when one has consumed no alcohol.

Look at Tony stumbling around and slurring his words over there. That kids drunk off oxygen.

by Cronisms (H.I.M) November 18, 2004