Dashing bonsai

Bully and bossy always trying be king of the but was brutally replaced by a spinosaurus

Dashing bonsai is a furry dinosaur

by Steviethemob March 26, 2022

Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.

This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!

by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022

The on the volley dash

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!

I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet

by The big bad bat November 8, 2020

Dashed

To throw something...

My teacher dashed me to the floor!

by Apollo3000 November 20, 2020

Dash

very tall person who normally likes to play video games. He has good friend that he enjoys spending time with but he can be cool with everyone. He doesn't really focus in class but he somehow manages to get his work done. He's also just a really cool guy to talk to about anything

"Hey did you talk to Dash today?"
"Yea! I told him a lot tbh. He's a really good listener"

by tigsthemonster December 14, 2020

Dash of woe

The act if running instantly from a location on experiencing upsetting or unwanted news. Usually an action performed by upset children but can also be observed in emotionally volatile adults.

Janet (hot on John) saw John kissing Mike and immediately performed a dash of woe from the party

by Alternativegem December 28, 2020