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donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.
Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!
by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
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cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.
Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!
by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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donkey plunder

Donkey Plunder: The act of stealing an ass. A crude term referencing anal rape. The slang terms generates from DONKEY also known as an ASS & PLUNDER as know as stealing.
Leonard the molester learned the how it felt to be on the other end of a donkey plunder when serving time in state prison.
by Anal Knievel September 11, 2013
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Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.
by DD2 October 21, 2013
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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