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Handle with care

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
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take care of me

The best way to show support for your cast mates before a show. Used as a substitute for break a leg. Probably accompanied by tears, hugs, and many fond memories.
At the end of the directors pre-show speech, the cast hugged each other and said "take care of me" before performing.
by mtaylorr February 9, 2018
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career center

A meeting place for goofies and other retarded folk. Sometimes they come to learn about specific job related skills. 99% of the students at Career Center are mentally disabled.
If you go to Career Center, you'll see a retard named Spencer.
by 3n! January 10, 2005
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Carebear

A person who enjoys playing games that were ment for Player vs Player combat, but instead play against Bots or monsters.
Hey guys, i'll meet you later on battle.net for some fun 3v5 computers!
by vV June 16, 2003
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jeet career

what the FUCK does this mean!
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Caregiver

Someone who moves in with an aging relative so they can later screw their siblings out of inheritance.
The caregiver convinced his mom to re-write her will, since freeloading in her home made him more deserving of the full inheritance.
by Quintue November 6, 2018
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