Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

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critton

He is a very nice guy and you will be sad if you leave him. He is very energetic. He loves the outdoors. He has has a small duck. He loves spending time with friends and family. Has a strange addiction with tall long haired blondes.
He sneezes very patheticly. Doesn’t like movies. He is a very trustworthy person and tries to be the best he can in everything he does.

Critton come over here

by Rhdbdh June 20, 2019

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critiquish

has critique like tendencies.

"Look at Mike being all critiquish"

by Betty Jo Ford June 25, 2019

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Criteox

god, nothing much other to say

he is a god ~ Criteox

by kekgold123 July 13, 2019

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Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019

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