cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"

by black blue an March 10, 2022

molly cotton

Stunned, shocked, truly gifted

Sitting at a table with all eyes on me, I feel molly cottoned!!!!

by Silly JP March 20, 2022

Cotton Candy Twizzler

Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it

I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!

by InstaAidennreynolds March 22, 2022

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

Ethan Cotton

An extremely sexy man
also known as MR SWARVE

Ethan Cotton just fucked ur mum

by The sneaky manz January 30, 2022