Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
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Fw cotton

Fwcotton is a man on tiktok who gets all the bitches unlike fwclip with peak editing skills and has a record of 5000Ws and 0Ls unlike fwclip who is a complete opposite fwcotton a Chad with huge muscles
Fw cotton is my daddy
by Fw cotton is my daddy May 04, 2022
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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret
Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale
by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016
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Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?
by Bert Retain February 21, 2013
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ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.
Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.
by babysugarhigh February 13, 2023
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