Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

cottoned up

Worked up, agitated.

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.

by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018

Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.

BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!

by Hadrian February 5, 2023

Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024

haley cotton

Haley cotton is a brat most of the time she always likes to tell people that she is their friend but all she does is stab them in the back she usually has red long hair or short she is very pale with freckles and she usually breaks a lot of Bones pretty much she is remake of a snake Ashley talks about people and tries to get everyone on her side to get someone else in trouble

(Haley cotton) ;is and noun and a common name

by A friend of you May 16, 2018

ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.

Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.

by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023