Constihappy

con·sti·hap·pi kónsti·háppee
adj

1. having difficulty with defecation yet feeling a great feeling of contentment, pleasure or joy while doing so

The cookie looked constihappy.

by Pandiecakes July 24, 2009

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

by euroyeti March 5, 2010

Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Consciounce

noun. a blend between the words conscious and conscience. An individual awake to the world around them, who possesses a good sense of morale value. I.e. a very kind and intelligent person

A Americanized version of the Jamaican patois phrase Well Conscious

he doesn't buy into the media hype, he's a consciounce

by infinite iz December 29, 2015

Conscious Nigga

A man that will always stay pure and treat woman with respect,respect others,and himself.

‘’’Yo nigga’’ you know Tyrell is a conscious nigga.

by Bokane buz December 3, 2017