The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

came out of the closet

exposing to others about one's homosexuality

His mother cried for hours after he came out of the closet

by dawn June 15, 2002

Closet Drama Kid

A person who sits at home listening to sound tracks from musicals and attends every school play. Tries to hang around with the real drama kids, in the drama rooms at school, or Starbucks (see drama kid). Wants to be in school plays, but is scared of being embarassed.

"Amy is such a closet drama kid!"

by Christoph Von Grinheim April 6, 2008

2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022

Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.

Alexis was a closeted loli lover.

by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021

glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010