Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick

Person1: wanna anal clock-wise

by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT

YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .

by ffrey421 December 24, 2019

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

clock factory worker

A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.

“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.

by ozzy.from.survivor July 23, 2020

CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.

“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”

by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023