Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013

Chive

An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.

"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009

Cleveland Streamer

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.

"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

by VaginaSpiders August 8, 2014

chive worthy

Anything worthy of the best website on the internet. Examples include

1: A large breasted woman suffering from lower back problems
2: Epic fails
3: Hilarious internet memes
4: Animals doing funny things
5: All things awesome

She must have lower back problems because those jugs are chive worthy.

by ichivelikeitsmyjob December 18, 2010

Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005